Semi-Finals? More Like Smokey-Finals!

While it's virtually impossible to tell from either of these pictures, each of these impressive young women plays tennis for a living, and rather well at that. Maria Sharapova (left, like you didn't know that) and Ana Ivanovic (right) will be matching wits in one of tomorrow's Ladies' Semifinals at the French Open, in a match that we can only hope goes to 99-97 in the third set. We're glad to see women's tennis is as healthy as it's ever been. In a funny twist, two shreks are meeting in the other semi, making this the true smoke bowl of this year's installment of the French.

Let's be perfectly honest here: who cares if there are any Americans left playing when we can watch these two in the hopes, however slim, that there's a disputed line call and the whole things devolves into an internationally televised tickle fight...

Good luck, ladies, we love you...