Roger Brown Can't Help Stinking

Everyone's least favorite Cleveland sports writer, Roger Brown, now plies his trade for the News Herald. This just came to our attention, and we felt obligated to share. We're sure Roger Brown is a nice guy, he just sucks as a sports writer. We love that Roger's departure from the Plain Dealer (a paragon of suck in its own right) was couched as a personal decision, as opposed to the shitcanning it seems like it actually was. For those unfamiliar with the News Herald, it's a step above your high school paper. Seriously. Oh, and in addition, he gets skewered by espn.com's Sports Guy. Rog can't catch a break.