The Perils of Selling to a Ninny

Let's just say we were skeptical at the time of the sex appeal that bringing Usher into the Cavaliers' ownership group brought with it. Then he came up with that retarded crossing C's, lean/rock with it deal, sitting right at courtside, and all of our worst fears were confirmed. At least Jay-Z looks like he might have balled at some point. Usher looks like he was on the equestrian team, and shoots a set shot from his hip with a little left leg kick as he releases the ball. Come on, Dan Gilbert.

Well, it's all coming full circle, as the worst article we've ever read reports (sort of near the bottom) that there's potentially been a rift between Usher and LeBron (they did stop playing "Yeah!" on the jumbotron, which is weird b/c the play every other annyoing hip hop song 14 times a game at full volume). We can't imagine the circumstances that would lead to a LeBron/Usher feud (Usher trying to coach LBJ on his free throws?), but we love the possibilities.

Anyway, we know how this would end. LeBron would military press Usher, then forcibly eject him from the Gund, and return his ownership stake in straight cash, homey. Let that burn, Ush.