Suckers

Cliff Lee and Jake Westbrook are going to cost the Tribe the Central, and possibly the wild card if one of the other starters slumps, if they can't figure out a way to fix their devastating suck-tation. Their collective allergy to being good was on major display the last three days, as Bud Shaw notices, when they tossed away 2 games to the lowly Chicago White Sox. Bud, who we typically think is not a native English speaker based on his shoddy articles, is right on point today calling these two out. We know it's bad when we agree whole-heartedly with Bud Shaw.

Each of these guys has had success in the past, though, so here's hoping they can get themselves back on track before we're looking way up at Los Tigres. Also, what the hell is the PD doing with their headlines on cleveland.com? "Plain Dealer Columnist Bud Shaw writes..." We think we're capable of figuring out that Bud Shaw authored the column by both the byline (which says, "Bud Shaw), and the picture of Dilbert to the side that accompanies all of Bud's attempts.