Monday, July 16, 2007

How Pissed is Terry at Astronomers?

"The View From Pluto" took on a vastly different, and less important, meaning when the International Astronomical Union downgraded Pluto to "just a star" last year. Our favorite Cleveland sports writer, Terry Pluto, was reportedly despondent after the decision, realizing that his cute column hook was, suddenly and lamely, obsolete. It's sort of like being bumped from first class to the doo-doo seat (be sure to click on the "here" link halfway down) next to the bathroom in the back of coach.

Anyway, this week's "View" has some good stuff, as you'll see. No big surprise that Derek Anderson has the inside track at the starter's spot, in spite of the loads of time still ahead of the QB competition; and it's nice to really see on paper the depth of the OL, even without LeChuck. Which brings us to our agreement with Pluto on the Bentley situation: it's great that he says he's ok, but we still think it'd be a miracle if he played this year. No one in Cleveland has laid eyes on him in months...let's hold off on putting him in the lineup in pen. Throw in a sort of update on the Cavs, and you've got yourself a winner.

1 comment:

Dave T said...

I got LeChuck Penciled in, but come on Pluto, putting him in in pen is a little absurd since no one has seen him from the Brown's organization